There's nothing funnier than hate


Chris. GMU '15 (ish). A grabbag of comedy, science, culture, punk music, politics, and being a hipster.

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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kakaphoe:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

The older I get the more I appreciate Alfred.

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funnierthanjesus funnierthanjesus Said:

phaggotry:

NO UUUU <3

Kristen is the sweetest and you should all follow her

you, me, netflix while i slap ya butt

(via ohaimariah)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via ohaimariah)

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zoology:

Here’s a video of Mario blowing up a castle in Luigi’s face and laughing at him while luigi gets angry and runs away crying

(via almondblossomsandoil)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(via phaggotry)

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(via techn0logic)